It’s almost 6:30am and I haven’t slept yet and I’m supposed to get up in 3 hours!

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tequilafemina:

A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”

My boss is still crying.

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